MCP ServerScored via MCP protocol probing: initialize handshake, tools/list conformance, and ping + tool invocation performance.
dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from
A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.
95/100
Operational Score
Score Breakdown
Availability30/30
Conformance30/30
Performance35/40
Key Metrics
Uptime 30d
100.0%
P95 Latency
241.1ms
Conformance
Pass
Trend
Stable
What's Being Tested
Availability
HTTP health check to the service endpoint
Responded with HTTP 200 in 203ms
Conformance
MCP initialize handshake + tools/list
Valid MCP server info returned, tools/list responded
Performance
MCP ping + zero-arg tool invocation benchmarking
P95 latency: 241ms, task completion: 100%
Skills
search_products
Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
get_product
Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
buy
'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
track_order
Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.
Recent Probe Results
| Timestamp | Status | Latency | Conformance |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jun 16, 2026 | success | 203.6ms | Pass |
| Jun 16, 2026 | success | 241.1ms | Pass |
Source Registries
mcp-registry
First Seen
Jun 15, 2026
Last Seen
Jun 16, 2026
Last Probed
Jun 16, 2026