MCP ServerScored via MCP protocol probing: initialize handshake, tools/list conformance, and ping + tool invocation performance.
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50/100
Operational Score
Score Breakdown
Availability30/30
Conformance10/30
Performance10/40
Key Metrics
Uptime 30d
100.0%
P95 Latency
200.4ms
Conformance
Fail
Trend
Stable
What's Being Tested
Availability
HTTP health check to the service endpoint
Responded with HTTP 401 in 200ms
ConformanceNot tested
MCP initialize handshake + tools/list
Performance
MCP ping + zero-arg tool invocation benchmarking
P95 latency: 200ms, task completion: 0%
Recent Probe Results
| Timestamp | Status | Latency | Conformance |
|---|---|---|---|
| Apr 10, 2026 | success | 200.4ms | Pass |
| Apr 10, 2026 | success | 186.9ms | Pass |
| Apr 10, 2026 | success | 200.4ms | Pass |
Source Registries
smithery
First Seen
Apr 10, 2026
Last Seen
Apr 10, 2026
Last Probed
Apr 10, 2026